DOUG'S 'HEAVY METAL' GALLERY

 

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PARKING PROBLEMS.
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Here's another, actually I did get my arse kicked a bit for this one.

I turned up and parked my car in the carpark for another servicing weekend. I was not staying in as I had a party to go to that night so wanted to leave at knock off time. We were to Service the Fitters track this week end and we were allocated a crew to do crew tasks. As per usual the preparations were made.

At about 9 am the crew began preparing to jack up the fitters and remove the tracks. I noticed a guy park across the front of my car in the car park, he was parked on the street across our parked cars and he and his family were going to the footy. I politely went out and asked him if he could park somewhere else as some of us were wanting to go home at 4. I was rudely told to "get f***ed". I asked again politely but with the extra threat, cooly and calmly I said, if you don't shift it I shall shift it for you. I was once again told "Get F***ed you Smart Arse AJay." Fine if that's the way you want it. I walked back into the Depot and yelled to the loan crew, put the fitters back together, I need to use it for a second. I jumped in and we went outside, slung this idiots car and with the Hiab crane I put this car in one of the Oak Trees lining the side of the road.

The Fitters was then put back in the Depot and Servicing began. Hey we couldn't have done it, the fitters was in bits with no tracks on it in no time flat. The arrogant owner of the car returned to find his car in the tree. He called the Police who came and spoke to me and I told them the story. They laughed at him and sent all their mates down to laugh at him too. I was quite happy to put the vehicle back on the ground but I couldn't do it until Sunday afternoon when the Fitters had been serviced and repaired.

As you can gather we had a good rapour with the local Police..

My thanks to Alex.

 

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